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In the timeless words of Caligula, "I'm still here."
“Let us have a dagger between our teeth, a bomb in our hand, and an infinite scorn in our hearts.” Benito Mussolini
" If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it." Joseph Goebbels. If he were alive today, we would likely be running a social media site.
"We don't need a weakened government but a strong government that would take responsibility for the rights of the individual and care for the society as a whole." Vladimir Putin. Sounds like paradise.
"The wretches will suffer punishment and will shortly meet the end which they deserve"
Nero
"At the peremptory request of a large majority of the citizens of these United States, I, Joshua Norton, formerly of Algoa Bay, Cape of Good Hope, and now for the last nine years and ten months past of San Francisco, California, declare and proclaim myself Emperor of these United States; and in virtue of the authority thereby in me vested, do hereby order and direct the representatives of the different States of the Union to assemble in Musical Hall, of this city, on the 1st day of February next, then and there to make such alterations in the existing laws of the Union as may ameliorate the evils under which the country is laboring, and thereby cause confidence to exist, both at home and abroad, in our stability and integrity." Emperor Norton. Possibly the only leader in American history with an ego larger than Trump's.
“Our army manned the air, it rammed the ramparts, it took over the airports, it did everything it had to do, and at Fort McHenry, under the rockets’ red glare, it had nothing but victory,” Donald J. Trump July 4, 2019. This must have been quite a surprise to the Father of our Country on several fronts. "Nothing but victory?" The first major battle with British forces was the Battle of Brooklyn, which nearly obliterated the Continental Army. They escaped across the East River and spent a long time in a strategic retreat.
“Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart." Until now, no genius has ever accepted the title of genius. Now we have one who just can't hide his enthusiasm for himself.
“The Party seeks power entirely for its own sake. We are not interested in the good of others; we are interested solely in power. Not wealth or luxury or long life or happiness: only power, pure power. We know that no one ever seizes power with the intention of relinquishing it. Power is not a means, it is an end. The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power. Now do you begin to understand me?” From 1984, by George Orwell. It was the Project 2025 of its day.
“So then I start talking about asking questions,” Trump said. “You know, I have an, I had an uncle who was a great professor at MIT for many years, long, I think the longest tenure ever. Very smart, had three different degrees and you know, so I have an aptitude for things. You know, there is such a thing as an aptitude. I said, ‘Well, what would happen if this boat is so heavy and started to sink and you’re on the top of the boat? Do you get electrocuted or not? In other words, the boat is going down and you’re on the top, will the electric currents flow through the water and wipe you out? And let’s say there's a shark about 10 yards over there. Would I have to immediately abandon or could I ride the electric down?’ And he said, ‘Sir, nobody’s ever asked us that question." Trump going after the big problems plaguing all Americans.
How could one man have this much going for him. He must truly have been sent by God.
Here he explains his stable genius thoughts on religion:
"Religion is such a great thing it's so it keeps you know there's something to be good about you want to be good; you wanna it's so important I don't know if it's explained right I don't know if I'm explaining it right you know you want to be good you want to go to heaven OK so you want to go to heaven so if we don't have heaven OK you almost say what's what's the reason why do I have to be good what difference does it make" Is this ALL religions or just the Christianity that he favors? Or is it just more word salad with Russiaqn dressing? We report, you decide. I'll be more convinced if he emulates his Lord and Savior, and the Pope, by washing the feet of homeless people.
Donald Trump = Lord Damp Nut
Ron DeSantis = Sardine Snot
Steve Bannon = A BS Nonevent
Rudy Giuliani = Gaudily I Ruin
Mike Pence = Pink Emcee
Sean Hannity = Antsy Hannie
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